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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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nebroska:

nebroska:

does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it

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I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS OH MY GOD

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD.

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

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